Happiness–or a reasonable facsimile thereof–may be purchased in this store… or at least that’s what the dry-erase board inside proclaims. I bought myself some lemon-sage flavored happiness on a sugar cone. Yes, lemon gelato with little green flecks of sage in it. At least that’s what they told me the little green flecks were. ..
In any case, I was very happy after I consumed it. It was only slightly strange eating gelato that smelled like turkey stuffing. I got over it quickly.
I just love truth in advertising!